the history according to Sofi

So, in the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Then they sinned, and it all goes down hill from there...

Noah and his arc.

Then Moses comes along, his mom put him in a basket and put him in the river, but the Pharaoh's daughter adopts him, so he is raised as an egyptian prince, then finds out he's a hebrew, kills an egyptian and flees.

A burning bush talks to him, tells him to go talk to pharoh and set hebrews free.

He takes aaron along to talk, many plagues have to be sent to the egyptians before Pharaoh says yes. The last plague involves the first son dying, but hebrews put blood over their doors, and this later is called, (and is extremely important for the hebrews) as Passover. 

Then they all leave, they open the red sea, pass through it, egyptians die in it.

THey then spend 40 years in the desert waiting for the promised land. 

God gives them mana to survive. 

They are grateful, then come the 10 commandments with Abraham.

And they finally reach the promised land. 

And that's how the cookie crumbles.